Cindy Lou Who waits until my husband gets into the shower ~ she then takes a poop on his bathmat. He has learned to look before he steps out *Ü*
Watch where your naked foot lands!

Cindy Lou Who waits until my husband gets into the shower ~ she then takes a poop on his bathmat. He has learned to look before he steps out *Ü*
Titan always barks and whines when we feed the Beta and never likes it when we change the tank water. My husband was looking at the tank and said “What the ?!” Titan had climbed up the stairs and managed to drop his rawhide chew into the tank and never made a peep. I fished it out and it was soggy – who knows how long it had been in there! Titan’s note says “I dropped my 8-inch rawhide into the fish tank. It dissolved a bit and killed the Beta. I don’t care because I should be the only pet. P.S: Can I have my rawhide back now? Titan
My name is Ivy. I like to “lose” tennis balls under the couch, so I can get new ones. Today, Mom moved the couch…
Every time we go to the dog park, I see Luna, my black and white whippet, sniffing the ground obsessively. She would then stop, bite the grass, and roll around in that spot for about 2 minutes straight. When I noticed that my other 2 dogs would join her in this ritual, I finally went over to see what the heck they were all rolling in. Turns out they were hunting down earthworms and rolling around on top of them until the earthworms were crushed to a pulp.
Gross.
I lovingly looked into my neighbours eyes and peed on her floor. P.S it’s a restaurant.
Dexter was kicked out of the groomer half way through his grooming for popping ON another dog in the waiting/play area.
I took out my own stitches.
Buoy does not respect the authority!
I am a stinkin’ thief. I steal everything and anything and run and hide. It’s a good thing that I am so cute.
Ps. I also like to eat my own poop.
I am not to be trusted and I am disgusting! Love, CoCo
My 9 months old male Yorkie is so jealous of my boyfriend that today he peed on his leg as he arrived to spend a romantic afternoon with me…