I steal bars of soap from the side of the tub and eat them.
Soap Opera Drama Queen
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I steal bars of soap from the side of the tub and eat them.
“I eat poo right out of my brother’s bum. I am a dirty, dirty girl!”
Scout and Ranger are litter mates and Scout sometimes thinks that her brother is a Pez dispenser. She is not sorry for her behaviour. She is not allowed to lick me.
My dog ate my homework.
I’m afraid of wet grass. (Someone’s paws are just a little too dainty)
Please inform our whippet it’s not polite to play with his food.
Piper crept into her sister Zoey’s kennel and chewed up the cord to her electric blanket. Zoey, a skinny whippet mix, now crawls into mom and dad’s bed at night because her kennel is too cold. Typical kid sister!
Mercedes is a 5 year old terrier/whippet mix at the Woodford Humane Society in Versailles, KY. She has to be the most patient dog we have ever had, because get this: Mercedes has been waiting for a home since January 21, 2009. Not a typo; her 4 year anniversary with us is coming up in January. We think part of the reason Mercedes gets overlooked is that she is a very athletic (and bouncy) dog, and when new people come into the kennel, her first reaction is often to show off how high she can jump. She’s not crazy, we swear! Once she’s out of the kennel, she’s more interested in belly rubs than anything else.
Mercedes has already spent 3 holiday seasons at our adoption center, and the best gift EVER, for her and for us, would be for her to finally be in her forever home by Christmas. She’s looking for a single-pet, indoor home and would make a great running partner or agility dog. Her petfinder profile is here and her adoption fee has been sponsored!