I drank mommy’s wine. I’m a little lush.
Lush

I drank mommy’s wine. I’m a little lush.
I only did this so my mom could have a submission to dog shaming
…mmm plastic
When playing fetch with bone… This is as close as I’ll bring it back! I whine and tap-dance until you get up and throw it.
I bark at my aunt’s cat over skype.
Fighting like cats and dogs in the 21st century!
A quiet evening, and Mom starts asking “What is that… Oh goodness, did something DIE?”
This is Jack Frost—only one of MANY shames
Doug prefers a good grassy nap to actual exercise.
I leave my toys on the stairs to endanger my family