My mama sets an alarm for me to wake her up every morning
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Alarm Clock

My mama sets an alarm for me to wake her up every morning
#iamfancylikethat
My animals are evil geniuses and are always plotting how to infiltrate the kitchen somehow.
Scout, my cat, who quite frankly is the master mind, jumped the counter, pushing all the baked cookies on the floor. Delilah (the white westie cross) and Tommy (my toothless silky terrier) were right there waiting for them. I’m sure it was their happiest day ever.
SCOUT: I pushed the fresh baked cookies off the counter
DELILAH: I ate the cookies
TOMMY: I helped
*the cat deserved to shamed as well*
Catniss Everdawg REALLY hates bath time, so she pretends that she is dead. She will lie there until I pick her up and carry her to the bath.
I’m afraid of Thunder – Frizz 🙁
She shakes like a leaf and makes me move the trash can out so she can get between the stove and the cabinet to hide.
“This is me coming home from the groomer” : “This is me two hours later…I have no idea why Mom won’t let me back in”
This is Gwynne my 5 year old Westie. She keeps our groomer in business.
Namaste.
Archie ate a yoga mat that I had gotten for my mom for christmas!
I like to help with the dusting, even outside, even in the rain. You’re welcome. Kayla
I like to eat Mommy’s shower puff so she has to buy a new one about once a week.
Skamp decided he was tired of being turned into a frog by his 2yr old fairy princess friend. He chewed up her wand and broke her fairy princess dreams!
I use Teddies as Sex Toys!
Teddy says “Help!”