I chased a Deer through the Marsh and came home Green. Mom was not happy, cause I heard her yelling NO, but had to do it anyway. It was worth it, till I got home.
Going Green

I chased a Deer through the Marsh and came home Green. Mom was not happy, cause I heard her yelling NO, but had to do it anyway. It was worth it, till I got home.
As the long green snake wound its way around the house Ace decided to save the family. With one fatal strike it was all over.
I bit my mom on the bum while she made a smoothie. I thought the blender was attacking!
“I have no respect for American literature.”
I attacked the Tv when a cat came onscreen. I also sniffed the Downton Abbey dog’s butt during the opening credits.
Hi, i’m buddy from sunny Singapore! I shredded up the curtains in mummy’s room and got tangled up in them shreds…
Editor’s note: Hello Singapore!!
“I peed in the community water at the dog park” -Ace
He has bad manners but we love him anyway.
Socks (especially dirty ones) and my dog, Taro, is like catnip and cats.
The camera loves Chewie, but he doesn’t love it back.
I was just trying to help with the dishes …