I never really liked the UPS man anyway. He rings the doorbell and runs away. So when I had the chance to grab his cookies from the counter I did. And I’d do it again (everytime).
Posts Tagged: Schnauzer
Otis vs. Cone of Shame
I got home from work and found Otis sleeping peacefully next to his cone of shame, with his new stitches missing. So much for that!
Black Mail Material
“If the other dogs saw this, it would totally ruin my street cred.” – Brownies
Henry eats ornament
Henry lured his family into a false sense of security by leaving all holiday decorations alone last year but this year he destroyed an ornament and started on the stuffed gingerbread people (not harmed cause Dad got up and caught him).
Victoria’s Secret
If I can’t wear Victoria’s Secret, then Mommy can’t either!
No Elf Is Safe
Sadie Belle (Goldendoodle 10 months) ate my daughter’s Elf on the Shelf, Rosie Red. She has not chewed anything in a very long time, but must have had her feelings hurt because we were focusing on what to do next with the elf. We learned our lesson!
Marvin shaming
On my walk, I rolled in poop then, as we passed the fire station, begged the firefighters standing outside to pet me, which they did before my mom could stop them.
The ONLY bad thing Marvin does is roll in poop and dead things. Otherwise, he is perfect.
Naughty Ollie
Good thing I bought the extra fiber muffins
We helped decorate the GingerBread House!
Came home to find these two had snuck in the pantry and found the gingerbread house. They ate the gumdrops too!
Doing some research.
“I was looking for the chapter on squirrels.”
To better her chances of catching the elusive squirrel, Oban decided to do some research while we were out. She could not find the chapter of squirrels.