Our lovely Schnauzer Chester decided to eat our 2yrs old son’s breakfast.
Posts Tagged: Schnauzer
Nobody’s Talkin…
“We took delivery of the UPS package with mom’s $90 blouse inside…Thanks UPS!”
That took a load off my mind…
My mommy gave me a bath and took me on an adventure! My gift to her? I pooped on her friend’s floor… with an audience!
Stolen goods
Sadly, this is not the first time. No, the first time was when I was standing at the kitchen window looking out in the back yard wondering “what is that laying in the yard.” As I walked out there and got closer that knot in my stomach grew bigger and bigger realizing what I was going to have to pick up, hoping none of the neighbors were looking.
Kitty Door Smuggler
I LOVE TO SNEAK THROUGH THE KITTY DOOR TO EAT THE CAT FOOD AND TO POOP ON THE GARAGE FLOOR!
Where Are The Fruit Flies Coming From?
Barney has hidden this avocado, a whole squash, countless tomatoes, and cucumbers all over my apartment. He then sits around gazing into and biting at thin air. I’ve discovered fruit flies. He is therefore the cause of and solution to, my fruit fly problem.
Poor Starburst
The Starburst was just the latest in items that didn’t stand a chance against an unsupervised, bored Schnauzer.
Mmmmmm….mouthguard!
Frankie found her dad’s custom-made night guard on his nightstand and chewed it up into tiny little shards of useless plastic. Replacement cost: $500.
Miss Belle Loves Cat Treats
My humans were gone for exactly one hour. In that time I managed to find two containers of treats and eat all of them, including the packaging. Oh, and they weren’t my treats. They were the cats. Including his “Pill Pockets.” I like to eat ALL of the cat treats. –Belle
Dougal after his river incident
I jumped in the river and was rescued by a passing stranger.