I like to sneak frozen donkey poop inside and eat it on the living room carpet!
Donkey!
Posts Tagged: Rottweiler
Brimstone killed Jesus :(
“Someone is going to be in deep doo-doo when he gets to the ol’ pearly gates!”
Our Rottie smashed the head off of the Jesus statue in our backyard. That’s what happens when you name your dog Brimstone.
The grass is always greener on the inside
Our poor old dog Macy, gets an upset tummy an awful lot. She goes outside to eat grass, will be out there for half an hour, but then comes back inside to throw up on the carpet.
Naughty iGreg
Gregory decided mommy’s cell phone charger looked delicious, so he took a bite…. A few bites…
Hold it, hold it!
Nala doesn’t like the cold so will not go #2 for several days. Apparently this day while the humans were at work, she could hold it no longer so she used our walk-in shower as her personal potty!
Shaming for Jesus
Bella, our 6 year old Rotweiler, ate 42 lemon cupcakes off the kitchen counter while we were meeting the school bus. These were destined for the community dinner at our local church. When my wife entered the kitchen, she actually had a moment where she thought she hadn’t made the cupcakes, as all evidence (crumbs and wrappers) were gone. Bella’s large tummy and guilty look gave it away.
Childhood Trauma
I bolted out the door on Halloween and scared a little girl in a princess costume.
Lovely Locks
My Rottweiler, Lea, is obviously a kleptomaniac. She steals treasures whenever the opportunity presents itself. My husband was in the same room as what he assumed was the doll, when it suddenly bolted from the room. He didn’t realize Lea had snatched the doll’s wig off its head. A while later, after Lea had become bored with it she dropped it. I saw the wig laying in the floor, but I didn’t know what it was. It took me 5 minutes to work up the courage to approach it and poke it with a shoe.
Bocephus, the Lap Dog
Bocephus, the rottweiler, thinks he is a lap dog and will prove you otherwise when you tell him he is not. No such thing as a personal bubble to Bo.
“I have no sense of personal space. I even knocked my grandpa over in the recliner… I have absolutely no shame. At all.”
Adoptable Fridays – Louise
I like to help clean off kitchen counters in my spare time ~Louise
Louise is a one and a half year old rottie mix available for adoption through Gulfstream Guardian Angels’ Rotweiler Rescue in Tampa, FL. She is house/crate trained plus gets along with other dogs male and female. She is spayed and UTD on her shots. She is only 55lbs and won’t get bigger!
