Gomer poops on your weak attempt to regulate where she poops.
Ain’t no one gonna tell me what to do
Posts Tagged: Puggle
The Tao of cat breath
My name is Tao. I steal the cat’s food and then my farts are so diabolical it makes my mom sleep with a noseplug.
Single hand-knit sock for sale, don’t ask about its partner
There are more uses for socks than just wearing them.
“I like eating hand-knit socks. The best part is when I poop & mom has to gently pull 12″ or more of yarn…
…from my butt.”
Earthquake? Sound the alarm!
Penny thought the most appropriate method to alarm her sleeping human about the 6.1 earthquake was to jump on her face and let out the deadliest of farts.
Let’s “Taco” bout it
Taco is 7 months old and even though he has many yummy things to chew he chose to chew on a laptop battery. He successfully punctured it and had to go to the emergency vet. They gave him barium which he spit out all over me. A tough day for all. Just glad he’s okay!
Shamed by a first grader
I steal my sister’s toys while she’s at school. I lick the couch a lot.
Gum, gum, yum!
Sometimes when I’m feeling really sneaky, I’ll snatch a piece of (sugarless) gum from around the house. My mom shouldn’t leave anything like around, but sometimes she forgets (sugarless gum is toxic to dogs — but I don’t care!). On two separate occasions, I ate some of that yummy gum, and mommy had to call the vet and do what they told her to do: make me drink a little hydrogen peroxide so I could throw up. It was so much fun to walk around the yard, sniffing plants and deer poop, right after I drank that stuff — and it was especially fun to puke all over the living rug (four times!) once she brought me back into the house!
Daisy
Egg Foo You Left it Unattended
I wait for my co-workers to step away from their desks before jumping up and eating their food.
~Frankie~
Sneezy Bo
“If I sneeze on mom’s food and face while she eats, I will get some. Most of the time I am right. No shame here and I
will do it again soon! Love, Bo”
Happy birthday, you little stinker!
Marley turned 5 today and he still poops in the house!
