I unzipped a backpack and ate half of a “gargantuan” sub sandwich.
Posts Tagged: Pug
The princess said let them eat cake
I waited until my owner fell asleep and helped myself to the cake
Duck, Duck, Goose (poop)!
My name is Misty and I like to dine on the delicate flavours of Goose Poop!
“I eat Goose poop! Not sorry! – Misty”
Triple the baroo, triple the eww!
To be fair, Blizzard seems to really enjoy getting humped.
Gracie needs schooling!
Gracie didn’t realize she cost her poor college student mom money!
how to turn $1.99 into $1000
I ate 17 of my moms hair ties and racked up a $1000 vet bill for surgery to get them all out! I’m sorry mom!
Love,
Squishy
This is what blind trust looks like
I wait until my blind and deaf brother is distracted … and then steal his food. Not sorry. — Katie
Ming doesn’t fly Coach
Ming—who is an otherwise exceptionally well-behaved pug—had a minor indiscretion this week. We know she hates the rain but thought it was a coincidence that she didn’t have to go outside as often when the weather turned ugly. We figured she was getting older and could magically hold her bladder longer. Nope! She found a new place to go potty: on her mom’s Coach shoes!
Giving thanks to the vet!
After a long night of pumping his stomach and putting charcoal in…Bentley is ok!
Christmas in November
I wrapped the presents this morning and left them under the tree all day. Stella and Darryl had no interest in them until I went out – for 30 minutes. They opened – every – single – one.
Sign reads: “YAY! We opened all the Christmas presents! (It’s November 24)