I pee ON the dog door.
I Pee On The Dog Door

I pee ON the dog door.
Sable has been known for getting table scraps from guests by sneezing in their food, on purpose.
Sid and Lola. They each have multiple crimes. Choosing one each was tough.
I wait until they are in a hurry and hide the shoes they were going to use, and I think it’s funny…
Part beagle part pug makes for an interesting howl. Sounds like a cross between someone stepping on a cat and a balloon deflating…only higher pitched!
beatrice is the worst kind of cuddler
Spiteful bastard only listens when he feels like it. Shame, Hank.
Time to get a new hat….
But it tastes so good 🙁
the sheep crap or the vomit? it doesn’t matter
a bloody shame