Break and enter pug!
Break And Enter Pug

Break and enter pug!
I had breakfast 2x a day for four days straight.
No, I don’t necessarily like getting poop kicked at my shins every day, fun as this may seem. -Mom
My name is Oskar and I’m a Spiteful Urinator
I have also been spotted running away and when mom and dad call my name I pretend not to know them.
I didn’t think Frank would have any choice but to eat the prescription food, seeing as he doesn’t have opposable thumbs needed for sorting. I was wrong. -Frank’s mom
When Cholula smells good, she smells like corn chips. When she smells bad, she smells like a shrimp boat.
Blue butt!!
I bark at airplanes flying overhead while trying to catch them…
Everyone is cooler than my people.