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I Had Breakfast 2x A Day For Four Days Straight
I had breakfast 2x a day for four days straight.
I Am A Turd Kicking Jerk
No, I don’t necessarily like getting poop kicked at my shins every day, fun as this may seem. -Mom
Spiteful Urinator
My name is Oskar and I’m a Spiteful Urinator
I Have Also Been Spotted Running Away
I have also been spotted running away and when mom and dad call my name I pretend not to know them.
I Didnt Think Frank Would Have Any Choice But To
I didn’t think Frank would have any choice but to eat the prescription food, seeing as he doesn’t have opposable thumbs needed for sorting. I was wrong. -Frank’s mom
Cholula Smells Like Corn Chips
When Cholula smells good, she smells like corn chips. When she smells bad, she smells like a shrimp boat.
Blue Butt
Blue butt!!
I Bark At Airplanes Flying Overhead
I bark at airplanes flying overhead while trying to catch them…
I Am The Least Loyal Dog
Everyone is cooler than my people.