I ate an entire batch of chocolate cookies, had my stomach pumped, and skipped out of the ER at midnight like it was the best day of my life!
Cooper, The Bad Pug

I ate an entire batch of chocolate cookies, had my stomach pumped, and skipped out of the ER at midnight like it was the best day of my life!
Every morning!!!
“I’m the reason all of the sweatshirts no longer have drawstrings!” Sorry, Archie
I locked my mom out of the house. No keys, no phone, no shoes. It’s a good thing I’m cute, because I am a trouble puggle.
Somebody got a little too excited when a package was delivered…
I like to run over the big dog with my cart
Oliver wasn’t feeling well and had been puking all over the apartment. Luckily, since it is winter now I did not need to wear my wedges because Oliver left a nice surprise inside for me!
Mommy was knitting me an ugly sweater. I solved that problem. Oh, and I have no shame. – Percy
I’m in time out! I stuck my tongue in the veggie dip during the football game.
I wasn’t going to make him wear his Halloween costume today, but I walked outside for one second and he pooped inside then promptly went back to bed.