Im Pete , I roll my face in coyote poop after my owner gives me a nice bath with my special skin my shampoo.
I should be ashamed, but im not. I jumped on her face afterwards.
Poopy Pete
Posts Tagged: Poodle
Paper Shredder
I wake up early to leave my mom a gift.
Pottery Barn Bind
Dudley the Golden Doodle.
Hot Cayenne Doggie
Our Labradoodle is a legendary chewer. Vines, shoes (while we are putting them on), copper wire, sprinkler heads, a table, our backyard lights, seat cushions, $300 glasses, 2 pairs of flip flops. The trainer taught us to use the leash to “correct him,” but suggested we put vinegar on the leash so he wouldn’t chew that too. “Yummy,” said Cosmo.
Undaunted, we added cayenne pepper.
His response?
“Bring it on.”
Wingardium ‘Lego’sa
I tried to eat Harry Potter
New Floors?
Karma decided she would destroy our floors while we were at work. She overheard us talking about getting new floors in the hallway and living room, so she decided to go ahead and take up the carpet for us to get a head start.
Panty Monster
“I literally ate a pair of mom’s underwear …. and then barfed them back up.”
– Ewing the Labradoodle
Issues with Tissues
Our cockapoo, Mike, likes to get up in the middle of the night and steal used tissues from the trash can. He shreds them all over the floor, then hops back into bed. Sometimes, he raids all the trash cans he can reach and speads the pieces all over the house. In the morning, he avoids us and the scene of the crime and is “shameful” when we scold him for it. When you call him, he hangs his head and practically crawls on his belly to the mess Why does he do it? Apparently, he likes the smell (or the taste) of boogers and Kleenex…
Adoptable Fridays – Plato
Plato is a 3 year old Schnauzer Poodle mix looking for someone to play catch with in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. He is being adopted out through Pomeranian and Small Breed Rescue. Plato’s anxiety is not as intense once he gets comfortable with his surroundings. He shares his home with three other dogs: two greyhounds and one chihuahua. His forever home would ideally have at least one other dog for company, especially if his family works outside of the home. If you’re interested in learning more about Plato, .
Olive’s Shame
I ate my sister’s valentines. (I am rotten.)
