Dogshaming

At-Home Manicure Failure

Posted March 25th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I chewed my uncle Aaron’s manicure set. You should be happy I didn’t cut myself.

Say cheese!

Posted March 23rd, 2015 by Audra Williams & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I quietly took a $9 block of parmigiano reggiano cheese out of the grocery bag and ate it while my mom was assembling ingredients to make lasagna.

Swamp Master P(oodle)

Posted February 7th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted.

I chased a turtle into a swamp. It took 2 baths to make me not stinky. I should pick on someone my own size. Love Ruby

Not a creature was stirring, not even a Norse [God]

Posted December 6th, 2014 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Disgusting Doggies, Submitted.

“I ate most of my mommy’s Vaseline. She had to move the whole bed to get me!
Sorry, not sorry!
Love, Loki
*I heard her make the appointment to get me neutered… she deserved this!*”

Loki had been missing for about half an hour. I should have know the Norse God of Mischief was up to no good. I found him under the bed (where he knows we can’t reach him) enjoying the delicious petroleum jelly. Our king-size bed is heavy and hard to move, but he was caught red-handed! Going potty is going to be LOTS of fun later!

Bathtub Protest

Posted October 21st, 2014 by & filed under Ocean Oddities, Submitted.

Wiki likes to jump into the bathtub to let his owner know that his water bowl is empty. She has been trying to regulate his water intake at night before bedtime and this is his form of protest.

Pawsive Resistance

Posted October 17th, 2014 by & filed under Car Corruption, Submitted, Who's Training Whom.

“I am too lazy to jump into the back of the car”
Tucker is 1 year old and uses the technique of playing dead whenever he doesn’t want to do something. Even though he can jump up into the low Prius, he refuses to do it voluntarily and prefers to place his front paws up and then have his rear paws lifted up. When I don’t cooperate he plays dead and poor poodle Scarlett has to wait impatiently while I try to move him from his passive protest position.”