My name is E-lynn.. It was New Year’s Eve & they left Portia (my BFF) and I home alone again.. So I decided to demolish a brand new leather jacket that was less than a week old. My family just unpacked from Christmas vacation and all the jackets were in a pile. I decided to pull the leather one from the bottom of the pile and chew off the entire sleeve. And here I am 🙂
Mom and I are new housemates in a house with other humans. One of them couldn’t wait to upload my cute self on dog shaming.com, so I obliged her by pee-ing on the bathroom floor. You’re welcomed.
Gizmo has a doggie door, so he really has no excuses, and he will see how long his cuteness will let him get away with things like this.
My 6lb dog tried to attack a coyote and luckily my husband and neighbour were right there to save him so the coyote dropped him. He literally has a scar of the coyote claw marks on one side of him and teeth in the other side. ER Vet said we were beyond lucky!
“I knocked an old man off his cane and into the bushes. So not sorry. Will try again tomorrow.” I try to always keep Badger inside when our elderly neighbour Bob is walking his dog, but today I didn’t see Bob in time. Badger rushed to greet Bob’s dog, the leash tangled around the cane and over Bob went. There was lots of swearing, but fortunately nobody was hurt. Badger is VERY proud of himself.
Signs Read: I Kissed A Cat. And I liked it!
I didn’t like it.
This i s my two year old Pomeranian, Little Man and my five year old, tuxedo cat, Sigmund. He loves his kitty brother but the feeling isn’t always mutual!
I’ve been a part of my family for 10 years. So when Momma brought me over for Easter to see my human cousins, I was super happy. But when Momma and Aunt Sara were hiding the Easter eggs, they started to notice that the eggs were disappearing. Momma caught me red handed. I had been hunting the Easter eggs before my human cousins could and I ate two of the eggs. I had smelly farts for 2 days.
My little Pom Sophie tore open the trash sack and scattered trash all over the kitchen. Our big Pom, Edge, is blind but has a good sniffer so he helped as much as he could.