This is Onyx, the klepto kitty.
“I steal the baby’s bottle and usually chew the tip off! 🙁 This has happened AT LEAST 4 times! Not ashamed and Not sorry!”
Disclaimer: no parts were ingested during the shenanigans! Mom found all pieces during each incident and was not happy about it. Neither was the baby.
I ate a $5 bill, to save you the trouble of buying delicious toys, socks, and Victoria’s Secret panties that I also love to eat. Not Sorry.
Love Bear
Pepper the Patterdale Terrier developed a taste for something rather unusual and messy whilst Mum and Dad were not at home!
‘I like eating charcoal and walking it around the house on my paws. Mummy is hoping I poop a diamond.’
One dog is trouble, the other is anxious!
Latin for “headache”
I had to leave work early with a migraine headache. I came home to find that Pogo had chewed through the cord on my *brand new* pair of headphones. And I woke up from my migraine only because Pogo decided to play “kill the ball” on the bed and under my covers. It is a darn good thing that he’s cute.
“I thought I could fly so I jumped out of a second story window.” He thinks he is spiderdog
I like turtles.
I sneak into the bathroom and eat used Q-tips from the trash no matter where the trash is hidden.
Sorry it’s blurry, I had to use my phone. It says “I eat cat shit AL THE TIME. =( ” I didn’t have room to include “I also am a chronic food stealer” or else it would be there too.
just not right
