When my mom leaves me in my crate I get very bored, so i decided to practice my fashion designing skills. So far I have eaten a sweatshirt and cardigan. Today I reached a new low…I turned her very expensive workout pants into shorts I am very sorry. Love Jax. Caption says: “look mom, I made shorts!”
Phoebe jumped up on the counter, opened up a tupperware, and ate all the pizza inside!
I’m Oliver.
My mommy made me homemade cookies.
I thanked her by dragging her through quicksand, forcing her to ask a stranger to help her out….. While she was wearing her Ugg boots
My dad is going to kill me. He loves loved this blanket.
He’s had this NFL blanket since the early ‘90s.
Editor’s note: Just as an FYI, the owner isn’t ACTUALLY going to kill this pup.
Hunter (the Rhodesian Ridgeback) and Remy (the batweaselbunnydog) are expert blame shifters.
First shaming. Won’t be her last!
My mom just became US citizen and I ate her 1st election ballot.
Editor’s note: November 6th! Don’t forget to vote!!
I make my mom get up before 7 on the weekends…and I go back to sleep as soon as I’m sure she’s up for good.
I hate postmen……
After Axel’s mother was watching an intense episode of Walking Dead, she didn’t realize that Axel had brought in a scary object of his own into the house.
