I push the cat out of his bed and steal it.
Posts Tagged: Mixed-breed
I Thought We Were Sharing This Time
I thought we were sharing this time
I Pretend I Need To Potty Outside But Really Im
I pretend I need to potty outside, but really I’m just looking for slugs to eat. Mmm, slimy.
I Dug This Hole
I dug this hole
This Is Rogue She’s 3 Months Old Training Is
This is Rogue. She’s 3 months old. Training is going well…
My Bladder Does Not Recognize Daylight Savings Or
My bladder does not recognize Daylight Savings (or your hangover)
Mahalo, Emmett the wonder mutt
I Hate The Beach
I hate the beach.
CJ Ate Exactly Half Of A Brand New Never Worn
CJ ate exactly 1/2 of a brand new, never worn, pair of boots. “Mom got these boots just in time to wear on her 1st date with a really cute girl. She said they are $265 boots…I say they are delicious!!”
I’m Pebbles I Eat Everything With My Razor Sharp
I’m Pebbles. I eat everything with my razor sharp baby pitbull/boxer teeth. I cant have toys or a nice bed because I eat them all.
I Faked A Limp So My Mom Would Stop Making Me Jog
I faked a limp so my mom would stop making me jog with her.