I push the cat out of his bed and steal it.
I Push The Cat Out Of His Bed And Steal It

I push the cat out of his bed and steal it.
I thought we were sharing this time
I pretend I need to potty outside, but really I’m just looking for slugs to eat. Mmm, slimy.
I dug this hole
This is Rogue. She’s 3 months old. Training is going well…
My bladder does not recognize Daylight Savings (or your hangover)
Mahalo, Emmett the wonder mutt
I hate the beach.
CJ ate exactly 1/2 of a brand new, never worn, pair of boots. “Mom got these boots just in time to wear on her 1st date with a really cute girl. She said they are $265 boots…I say they are delicious!!”
I’m Pebbles. I eat everything with my razor sharp baby pitbull/boxer teeth. I cant have toys or a nice bed because I eat them all.
I faked a limp so my mom would stop making me jog with her.