Dogshaming

Zucchini Thief

Posted November 16th, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

Zucchini are basically just crunchy green sausages. No shame for stealing from the kitchen counter. No shame for eating vegetables.

I tried to bake. I failed.

Posted November 16th, 2012 by & filed under Bad Bakers, Pilfering Pooches, Renovation and Redecoration, Submitted.

we came back from our workout and were greeted by our happy dog who had climbed up on the table, snagged a 2 kg package of flour and dragged it through the hall and living room. How we know? There was a flour trail through the whole house. And she was wagging her tail, whiskers were white and all…

Wedding Shame

Posted November 15th, 2012 by & filed under Submitted, Surprise Poops, Wedding Crasher.

“I was the mutt-of-honor in my parents wedding… and I pooped.” Lucy also forgot to mention that mom and dad got married in a carry-in, carry-out state park.

Turkey Thief

Posted November 15th, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

This mutt opened the oven, took out the roasting pan, and ate the entire turkey that was cooking inside

I will not walk without my toy

Posted November 15th, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I REFUSE to go for a walk without bringing my toy along with me. Or go outside in general.

If I don’t get flowers no one can!

Posted November 15th, 2012 by & filed under mailman meanies, Submitted.

” I bullied the flower delivery people so mom didn’t get her anniversary flowers” OOPS xox K’Noodle

What’s my name again?

Posted November 14th, 2012 by & filed under Escape artists, Submitted.

I had been adopted by my owners for a full hour before running away and making my owner chase me through the neighborhood for 20 minutes. to make matter worse, I don’t yet know my name and so yelling it during the chase was not helpful!