I hid a live chicken under the bed…and Mom didn’t find it for two days! (The chicken was fine, just a little annoyed.)
Chicken Thief
Posts Tagged: Mixed-breed
Pacifier Puppy
Kobe uses his blankie to calm himself down.
I Ate Dad’s Pedometer
I chew everything! Dad’s new pedometer was fun to destroy
Greedy adorable glutton.
My mom is Peace Corps Volunteer therefore she doesn’t paid much, but took me off the streets because I’m so cute. This is how I pay her back. Look at me, licking my chops, like wasting money is delicious!
-Risa from Nicaragua
3-Legged Dogs Have Shame Too
“The day that I got stitches out, I went for a hike. The vet (my dad!) told me not to roll around too much… …so I jumped into the muddy riverbank! <3 Ashland.” ” (That was the first day I wore my new boots, too!) ” Gotta love this adventurous tripod!
Sorry, I’m not sorry!
Last time my owners had a pool part I stole 2 hot dogs, half a hamburger, and some spicy Italian sausage. No they keep a better eye on me. Sorry I’m not sorry!
Sundae is a thief. Now she has a front row seat to the pool part, in her own floaty!
I Run This
I’m 5 weeks old and I think I run the apartment.
Beau The Escapologist
I have to have four locks on my crate because i’ll escape an eat the couch and walls
Shadows Are Scary!
I am afraid of my own shadow.
Saltine Loves to Eat Sheets and Blankets
In three months Saltine has eaten at six sheets, two blankets and dozens of socks. Half her poo isn’t organic…
