When I told my puppy, Colt, that he was adopted, he pooped on the floor. 😐
Adopted Puppy

When I told my puppy, Colt, that he was adopted, he pooped on the floor. 😐
When Diego doesn’t want to do something all he has to do is roll over and there is literally no moving him. Treats, cheese, t-bone steak- nothing works.
One person commented that she knows a few people who should wear this sign.
Teddy (right) came down the hallway with a chunk of litter in his mouth AFTER Zoe (left) had been snacking on some crunchy cat litter chunks herself. His smirk shows his blatant disregard for authority.
*I’m afraid of the fridge*
Otto is scared of the fridge so much so that, if you open the fridge door, he leaves the room!
“I stole the snowman’s nose”.
This is Grace Dog. She normally shows absolutely no interest in vegetables of any kind, but when my three-year-old daughter and I made a snowman yesterday she just had to have the carrot nose.
“Dad!”
“What?”
“Dad!”
“Whaaaat!?”
“I ate your hearing aid!”
I chewed on my leash so it broke half way through our walk and Daddy had to carry me all the way home.
I ate the dish towel and then hid it in my bed!
I have fetched in the Pacific Ocean, swam in the Sandy River, but I refuse to pee on damp grass.