I decide it would be a good idea now that I have my own house, to get a 2nd dog. So I looked for the right dog and ended up getting a 5 month old Rottweiler-boarder collie cross. He’s amazing but unfortunately likes to destroy everything, including my brand new stairs carpet in my brand new house! But I love him anyway
I’m not into Health food.
Cooper is afraid of everything and squeals for no reason.
‘I patiently watch the children coloring & as soon as they turns their heads, I steal and eat their crayons. I SHOULD be ashamed, but I’m not.’
-Chawlie
I can’t buy Aries nice toys because they don’t last long. Most of his toys come from the clearance bin.
I learned to dispense water and ice.
Eunice-dog is a border collie/beagle mix whose fetish for licking the furniture is an utter curiosity. If it is upholstered or covered with a blanket/comforter, it is ALL fair game for licking. The expression on her face is a common look for her – a smile, but she eyeballs you when you talk to her.
“I resent not being allowed on the bed.” Bandit decided to destroy reading material AND violate the no-dogs-on-the-bed rule in one swoop.
Who needs an alarm clock with puppy Bailey around? Not ME. “I farted so bad it woke my dad up! …Twice!
I sneak away to eat horse poop and try to give kisses after.
-Annie
