I found the bag of corn flour you meant to dispose of yesterday… Lexi is a repeat offender, first time since we found Dog Shaming. We lulled ourselves into thinking our girls were not nearly dogshaming worthy… She covered the floor in 3 rooms, and then someone (big sis not pictured) nested in the bed.
Frankie found her dad’s custom-made night guard on his nightstand and chewed it up into tiny little shards of useless plastic. Replacement cost: $500.
Bad dog!
Our Mutt, Whatnot with a sign next to him says “I eat puzzle pieces.”
In the middle of the night, Moose decided to eat all of the leftover garlic knots from dinner. He somehow got the tupperware off of the counter, opened it and ate all 4 massive garlic knots. Mom found the lid in one room from the container and the bottom in another. He should have cleaned up the evidence.
She’ll whine at us for five minutes nonstop before we get annoyed and pick it up for her.
I make myself comfortable on the couch every time my mommy leaves the room.
Love Brady
Dog beds are overrated – Knox, Australia.
Knox has THREE dog beds, all of which are beneath him.
Nilla knows like clock work that she is to be fed at 6:30pm
Poster reads: This is our FIFTH bed! It was so comfy, we had to see what this one was made of. Sorry, but we’re not sorry!
-Mister Marbles & Lila
