Kid’s Retainer: $225.
Favourite sunglasses: $29.99.
The look on my dog’s face when she has to wear these signs: Priceless.
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Posts Tagged: Mixed-breed
Mom got the Dirt on me
Mom walked in on me while I was in the act and then she had me sit with this note as my punishment. It was well worth it I am missing the warmer months since the ground has been hard and it snowed today so I thought mom would understand.
I’m Gonna Wrecks It
I’m Wrecks. I got diarrhea from eating bird suet. I pooped a big puddle on the futon in the basement and Mom sat in it. HA HA HA HA HA.
I thought the smell in the basement was coming from the cat box so I sat on the futon to scoop it out. I realized my bottom was wet and cold and stood up to see what the problem was.
Stop Going to Work!
Callie is a rescue pup who has very bad separation anxiety, hence the need for the veterinarian style crate as she has destroyed all weaker crates! Today she broke the bottom of the crate and proceeded to shred the innocent bag of food that had been laying next to it. Genny, her food loving rescue sister, had a marvellous time until the tummy ache set in later that afternoon.
Signs read “I broke my crate and destroyed a $70 bag of food. NOT SORRY…STOP GOING TO WORK!
Happy Adoption Day
We were working on not chewing everything up and she was doing great she had a 5 day streak going on and I thought she was over the chewing stage, until she ate her adoption papers. I had to write the shelter I got her from for new ones they thought it was funny.
Sweet Dreams Are Made of Cheese
We got a package of assorted cheeses for Christmas and it sat on the floor for a day untouched. Moved it up to the table and went into Manhattan for the night. Challenge accepted. Cooper apparently couldn’t resist and had himself a nice little cheese spread.
Wannabe Nurse
I am a recently graduated nursing student – my dog Lucy decided my clinical concept maps and papers looked yummy!! Little did she know each concept map took nearly 8-9 hours to finish! She’s lucky she’s so darn cute!!!!
Griffin the Wolverine
Getting a hug from Griffin turned dangerous
Let me Highlight my Qua-lick-fications!
“I Killed This Pink Marker” – Charlie
Came home to find Charlie’s white paws bright pink because she had eaten and demolished a Mr. Sketch marker.
Rescue Remy Reads the Paper
Look Mom, I found the sports section for you! Love, Remington the Weiner-Pit.
We got our little wild Remington as a gift from my daughter who found her in a Honolulu rescue shelter while her husband was stationed in Pearl Harbor. Remy was covered in yeast infection and had very little fur on her back. Her poor little tail had been broken as a result of prior abuse. Now she is healthy and she has become a princess in every sense of the word. She has the indomitable spirit of a much larger dog. We love our Remy!
