I eated all the candy corn. -Lily Gail
I was really craving some candy corn and sadly came home to find our goofy rat terrier mix had already gotten to the bag.
Corny Cravings
Posts Tagged: Mixed-breed
The cat made me do it
Although the glasses, including the progressive lenses now speckled with teeth marks, are beyond salvageable, we will count ourselves lucky. After all, we have had Chili for two years and this is his first major offense! And we agree: The cat egged him into it.
It’s one-ply! You monster!
Daisy chews up rolls of toilet paper whenever she gets the chance. She is not sorry. How can you shame someone that has no shame?
Eccellente Taste!
When I had the runs, I pooped on my mom’s favorite chair…the one with the silkscreened Italian linen slipcover (that she made herself). The chair was stacked with boxes, but I managed anyway! I’m all better now, thanks!
The tennis pro
“Tennis Ball Murderer – Vera”
Vera needs a tennis coach!
If it’s Yellow Let it Mellow
I forgot to flush one day and when I went back into my bedroom there was a a soggy wad of paper in the middle of my room and drips of water leading to the bathroom. Benji had gone into the potty and fished out the used paper, but apparently decided not to eat all of it!
Dogs are hard on the wallet, literally!
Dad got a brand new wallet. I ate it 6 hours later… I also eat cat poop.
You can’t catch me, I’m the pilferingman!
The two only seconds mom keeps her eyes off me because we have to turn a corner, I find something yummy to eat and won’t stop eating till I finish it; avoiding mom all the time that it may require but acting tremendously guilty when I’m done.
Mustang Sally
This is Piper. She’s a 7 year old Bichon Poodle mix. This sign reads, “i eat a dozen cookies off the counter and puke around the house and in my gma’s mustang.”
Alfie’s way of getting out of trouble
Every time Alfie has been naughty and he knows he is going to get into trouble as soon as we walk over to him he rolls onto his back and gives us those puppy eyes. He gets away with everything we can’t bare to tell him off could you tell off that cute little face?
