Eloise is fond of going on unauthorized adventures.
Posts Tagged: Mixed-breed
Working on my cursive
Dexter thinks my ink pens are the best toy ever. Too bad I need them to do my job. I’ve been through three packs in the last month.
Because you can never have too many poop jokes
Whenever I go for a run in the country, my dog darts away to find the biggest pile of cow poop she can. She gets a lot of baths.
Pick a fight, wear the cone
I picked a fight…
Then, I got hurt…
Now I have to wear
the collar of shame.
Tough-Guy Mosby
No more traveling in style
I projectile vomited on my uncle and made him crash his new Mercedes.
(Now I’m banned from his car for life!)
Christmas Came Early This Year
“I pulled everything out of the beanbag chair.”
Lucy never grew out of the teddy bear phase
“My name is Lucy. I’m 3 years old and still sleeping with my teddy. I’m not ashamed.”
Sweet Caroline
I puked in the roommate’s (carpeted) room because I love him the most. He lets me on the couch. You’re welcome. Love, Caroline
Rocket Dog! Zoom!
My dog ran around Petco for 10 minutes while store employees, other shoppers and myself tried to catch her.
Solar powered pup
I ate this box. And the box inside this box. And the solar charger inside the box inside this box. I am a solar powered puppy.