Eloise is fond of going on unauthorized adventures.
The adventurer and the angry pajama lady!

Eloise is fond of going on unauthorized adventures.
Dexter thinks my ink pens are the best toy ever. Too bad I need them to do my job. I’ve been through three packs in the last month.
Whenever I go for a run in the country, my dog darts away to find the biggest pile of cow poop she can. She gets a lot of baths.
I picked a fight…
Then, I got hurt…
Now I have to wear
the collar of shame.
Tough-Guy Mosby
I projectile vomited on my uncle and made him crash his new Mercedes.
(Now I’m banned from his car for life!)
“I pulled everything out of the beanbag chair.”
“My name is Lucy. I’m 3 years old and still sleeping with my teddy. I’m not ashamed.”
I puked in the roommate’s (carpeted) room because I love him the most. He lets me on the couch. You’re welcome. Love, Caroline
My dog ran around Petco for 10 minutes while store employees, other shoppers and myself tried to catch her.
I ate this box. And the box inside this box. And the solar charger inside the box inside this box. I am a solar powered puppy.