Mom says our neighbour is afraid of dogs……so I decided to help her with exposure therapy. Mom says I’m not helping. 🙁
Neighbors are not a fan
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“THOSE” dog park people
“We went to the dog park, and while the other dogs wanted to play with me, all I wanted to do was pee on and/or snarl at everyone, so we had to leave, and now everyone at the dog park knows Mom & Dad as “those people with the a****le dog.”
Not so good the second time around
This is our rescue dog, Bailey, he has eaten many things but this was by far the worst.
“I had to go to the vet at 1am because I thought a box of tampons would be a good snack! – Bailey P.S. I had to throw up all 15. They weren’t as good the second time.
High flight risk, take their passports.
“I found out I was not included in my Mom and Dad’s vacation to Turkey and Greece next month, so I ate Dad’s passport. Next time, do what’s right and these ‘accidents’ won’t happen! Love, Addie”
Oh, Julio!
I peed in my Mom’s favorite shoe, but she didn’t notice until she put her bare foot in it. I’m so ashamed. Julio 🙁
Betrayed by the need to poop
I slipped out the door as my human was leaving for work, and nearly gave him a heart attack. After a playful 2-block game of chase (traumatic spree of panic), I was finally caught while stopping to poo.
Tongue-Eye coordination needs some work……
Sadie is a Jack Russell Terrier mix that my wife and I rescued 3 years ago. She is a complete sweetheart and loves to groom herself while sunning on our bed. However, she has careless disregard for what she is licking while primping herself and always leaves a gross wet lick spot on the comforter. Fortunately, I can’t stay mad at that face for too long.
The Sign reads :
96% Comforter 4% Paw –
I think this is an acceptable lick ratio when grooming myself
– Sadie
Vlogger Gobbler
Sasha is a pup, an over-active one at that. She’s destroyed our last couple of bills, and no amount of scolding has corrected it. So, we decided to finally put a mailbox up. Needless to say, the mailman ignored the mailbox entirely and left the envelope with our first YouTube-related check under the door. And well…you know the rest.
Breaking in the new laptop
This is the picture I sent to my IT Vice President after my dog, Cosmo, peed on my workbag…with my brand new work laptop in it. The laptop still works after a few days of drying out, but now there are weird (urine!) bubbles behind the screen. I am a College Professor, so I might be a little more lenient when students give bizarre excuses (“I couldn’t get that paper in, because my dog peed on my laptop!”) for not getting their work in on time.
You don’t need them when it’s dark anyways…
I Eat Your Sunglasses at Night.
