Posts Tagged: Mixed-breed

I’m innocent

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“Trust me, I didn’t do it” – Starfox

Whenever I come home with shredded tissue on the carpet, Starfox will look at me then run straight underneath the couch.

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You rescued me, I’ll rescue your duvet.

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“I steal the covers from daddies be while he’s asleep! Far too comfy to be ashamed. ~ Drey”

Drey is a rescue dog that I adopted after his owner passed away, he’s a very loving but boisterous dog who has never quite made the jump from puppy to dog, not only is he a barker who doesn’t like to be left alone, he is a bedding thief, I’m always waking up to find my duvet missing.

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Windows are not chew toys

Posted by & filed under Renovation and Redecoration, Submitted.

“The first time my new family left me, I thought they weren’t coming back, so I ate the window”
Ella was a stray when we got her and had never lived in a house so it took her a while to get adjusted. She has since stopped eating windows when we leave the house, because she knows we always come back. Despite her quirks we wouldn’t trade her for anything <3

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what a retch!

Posted by & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted, Vomit Comet.

It was diarrhea. I decided that it might smell nice on me so I rubbed some on my ear, then my neck and I tried to get it on the right side of my body but my daddy pulled me away. After appreciating my new smell, daddy threw up. I tried to roll around in his vomitus but daddy dragged me back home. I think I smell good and I am not sorry.

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You’re such a tagalong

Posted by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

My name is Ralph and I like Tagalong Girl Scout cookies. Mom is happy the box was empty. I was not.

Thank goodness there were no cookies left and he didn’t get an upset stomach!

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