I ate this pen…
I Ate This Pen

I ate this pen…
Jack didn’t like this sign on ‘his walls’. He immediately pulled it off and ate it #shameblock
I eat trash everyday.
This is Floyd, and he lives with us in our rented house.
I don’t even bother going after tasty scraps because I know that this little cretin will beat me to them.
I bark forever and I steal slippers.
Baby food stealer.
I am so disgusting.
Bella is a LOUD licker. At 6 am.
I like to kill plants that flourish (former bougainvillea bush).