“I unplug the alarm clock so Mom and Dad oversleep!” — Karma, Yorkie, age 4
I Unplug The Alarm Clock
Posts Tagged: Mixed-breed
I Chewed A Hole In The Wall
“I chewed a hole in the wall.”
I Wait Until Mom Is Distracted Scooping My Poop
“I wait until Mom is distracted, scooping my poop, and then I bolt after cars- (it startles the Bejesus out of drivers)”
This Is Vicky She Lives With Noodle The Cat
This is Vicky. She lives with Noodle the cat. They both like to eat a lot.
I Destroy Sprinklers On Purpose
I destroy sprinklers on purpose.
Skittles Has A Penchant For Dog Biscuits
Skittles has a penchant for dog biscuits, Swedish Fish candy, and (apparently) La-Z-Boy couches. On the sly chewing fetish.
I Did Something With The Baby’s Other Sock
I did something with the baby’s other sock but I’ll never tell!
I also like to lick the baby’s face ALL THE TIME.
I Broke This Beautiful Pottery Cereal Bowl
“I broke this beautiful pottery cereal bowl. It is not the first, nor will it be the last. I hate art.”
People have bad taste, and you’re shaming me?!
I Roll In Dirt Then Jump On The Bed
I roll in dirt, then jump on the bed.
Barging In
“I open the bathroom door… while my mom is on the toilet”
