Trust me, this is one of his lesser crimes…it’s been a long year to his first birthday…
Trust Me, This Is One Of His Lesser Crimes

Trust me, this is one of his lesser crimes…it’s been a long year to his first birthday…
I hog the bed.
Hi. My name is Roxie. I am addicted to fine linen paper and rattan papasan chairs.
My dogs hate oral health.
The dog who won’t lay still…always taking my spot on the couch!
I escaped from the backyard to say hello to a chihuahua. He bit me on my nose & I ran back home crying. 🙁
Jake the Dog: I welcomed the hedgehog to her new home by trying to EAT her. My mom spent an hour plucking quills out of me 🙁
FizzBitch the hedgehog: I chase the dog around the house because he’s scared of me now LoL
No News is Good News
Miraculously, this is the first thing he’s destroyed since we got him a month ago.
Sweet little Gigi likes her salty snacks. We’re finding worm jerky everywhere.
Editor’s note: Oh dear god, that’s gross.