I like to eat the buttons off mommy’s chef coat!!
I Like To Eat The Buttons Off Mommy’s Chef Coat

I like to eat the buttons off mommy’s chef coat!!
She only ate the white berries!
While my aunt was looking at a flower, I ran off into the muddy marsh, which is probably mostly duck poop. I could not even lick my legs; it was too gross. (And my aunt did not own a hose, so cleaning me was very hard, logistically speaking, since I was too dirty for the shower!!).
Pepper likes to scare guests by carrying around lifelike baby dolls.
I’m a service dog who likes rides with a wonderfully musical ear.
-Yaaru
A high fiber diet
Nicky refuses to wear his shaming sign that says ” I unravel all the toilet paper to get the cardboard tube and I am not the least bit sorry”.
I escaped the yard, broke into the neighbor’s house, and woke him up by climbing into bed and licking his face. Then I played with his dog till my owner came and got me.
They plowed over our 10 month old while playing – then stole part of her dinner shortly after!!!
I ate my sisters rollers..
Editor’s note: A dog that like’s the mailman enough to jump in his truck? That’s shameful!!