Dogshaming

I Like To Eat The Buttons Off Mommy’s Chef Coat

Posted September 12th, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I like to eat the buttons off mommy’s chef coat!!

She Only Ate The White Berries

Posted September 12th, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Renovation and Redecoration, Submitted.

She only ate the white berries!

I Ran Off Into The Muddy Marsh

Posted September 11th, 2012 by & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted.

While my aunt was looking at a flower, I ran off into the muddy marsh, which is probably mostly duck poop. I could not even lick my legs; it was too gross. (And my aunt did not own a hose, so cleaning me was very hard, logistically speaking, since I was too dirty for the shower!!).

Pepper Likes To Scare Guests

Posted September 10th, 2012 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

Pepper likes to scare guests by carrying around lifelike baby dolls.

I’m A Service Dog

Posted September 10th, 2012 by & filed under Chatterboxes, Submitted.

I’m a service dog who likes rides with a wonderfully musical ear.

-Yaaru

A High Fiber Diet

Posted September 10th, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted, Toilet Paper Pups.

A high fiber diet

Nicky refuses to wear his shaming sign that says ” I unravel all the toilet paper to get the cardboard tube and I am not the least bit sorry”.

The Escape Artist

Posted September 10th, 2012 by & filed under Escape artists, Submitted.

I escaped the yard, broke into the neighbor’s house, and woke him up by climbing into bed and licking his face. Then I played with his dog till my owner came and got me.