I walked under my Mom’s feet when she was carrying a bowl of flour… ”Oops, did I do that?!?!”
I Walked Under My Mom’s Feet When She Was Carrying

I walked under my Mom’s feet when she was carrying a bowl of flour… ”Oops, did I do that?!?!”
I don’t know my own strength… so I got so excited that I knocked down Mom and Dad’s metal railing to meet new people… Whoops!
“I have to take a bath every single day because I find the raunchiest smells to roll around in.
Don’t fall for my innocent eyes.
I’m guilty.”
Bentley is misbehaving for his aunts while his mommy is gone! Next time he runs away he can stay away!
I tried to eat my feelings
I tried to blame my brother (sitting behind me)…it did’t fool mommy. 🙁
….which, believe me, is saying a lot!
Four for you, Muffin & Nilla. You go, Muffin & Nilla!
My name is Oskar and I’m a Spiteful Urinator
My boston/springer spaniel loves paper products. In fact he loved the whole six pack of Bounty..
Editor’s note: how could you ever get mad at this face?
Look at that face though!