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Posts Tagged: Manchester Terrier
I Have To Take A Bath Every Single Day
“I have to take a bath every single day because I find the raunchiest smells to roll around in.
Don’t fall for my innocent eyes.
I’m guilty.”
Bentley is misbehaving for his aunts while his mommy is gone! Next time he runs away he can stay away!
My Name Is Shanti And I Don’t Like Mondays
“My name is Shanti, I don’t like Mondays! Mondays my kids run away to school”
Every Monday morning Shanti goes on the couch and sulks most of the day away as soon as he sees the kids packing their school bags.
We Broke A Window
We broke a window and no one knows how.
Caught In The Act
My name is Ace and I’ll rip into stuff even if my mom is looking.
I Have A Case Of Mistaken Identity
I have a case of mistaken identity…
Don’t Yawn Or Open Your Mouth In Front Of Me…
“If you yawn or open your mouth in front of me, I will aggressively make out with you- tongue and all. This applies to everyone, including total strangers. Guard your mouth!!!”
My Kong Got Stuck In Your Sheets
Hi, I’m Diego! I was playing with my kong and it got stuck under Dad’s sheets. So, I had NO choice but to bite through the sheets to get it out. Problem is, I got stuck. This is how my Dad found me when he came home from work for lunch.
I Beg This Cat To Lick My Ears
I beg this cat to lick my ears!
I Got Paint All Over Myself
I got paint all over myself and the house.