I was so unimpressed to be in this Spider costume that after this photo I took the costume off and ate it.
I Was So Unimpressed To Be In This Spider Costume

I was so unimpressed to be in this Spider costume that after this photo I took the costume off and ate it.
I killed my moose.
I only want on the bed after my mommy has been asleep for 10 minutes.
-Daisy
Puppy woes!
I only show affection when people are eating food.
I ate the Halloween candles.
Technically, only the coffee table was actually destroyed. The Basenji figured out how to unzip the covers on the couch cushions and pull all of the stuffing out. He taught this to the Malchipom while the Shih Tzu watched in fear.
Baxter found one of the kid’s stamp pads made with “washable ink.” What he uncovered is that it might wash off children, but white dogs are another story.
0 days since eating the fish food.
I ate 7 pairs of my roommates underwear – even though she lets me sleep on her bed when my parents are gone.
Bandit, the lhasa apso