When Mommy leaves, I open the dishwasher and eat the spatulas.
Mind the dishwasher!

When Mommy leaves, I open the dishwasher and eat the spatulas.
all the children will be so disappointed…
What did you do Kona? (She chewed up mom’s irreplaceable high school yearbook.)
I like to pee on my master’s feet when she takes me running…did I mention I pee while running?
Every.Single.Time…. without exception. Moose has some serious issues with PDA.
The water from the toilet tastes so much better than the water from my bowl.
Yup. She ate the floor.
I unlocked the front door, opened it, then ran away with my brother. And was brought home by the police!!!
Brown gold.. texas pee.