Dogshaming

I Thought It Was Cute, Mom Did Not Agree

Posted September 9th, 2012 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

I thought it was cute, Mom did not agree!

Army Crawl Canine

Posted September 8th, 2012 by & filed under Escape artists, Submitted.

Every time Dad turns his back I army crawl a little closer to the open garage door until I find my opportunity to sprint toward the man jogging past our house.

I Peed On A Child’s Sandcastle

Posted September 8th, 2012 by & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Piddle Party, Submitted.

Peed on a child’s sandcastle…while the child was building it. Never went to the beach again.

I Like To Bite My Daycare Attendant

Posted September 8th, 2012 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

I like to bite my daycare attendant! (and I would do it again!)

I Always Try To Be Polite And Friendly

Posted September 8th, 2012 by & filed under Chatterboxes, Submitted.

‘i always try to be polite and friendly when meeting new people…but my apologies in advance if i sniff your crotch for an awkwardly long time or maybe even give you a little nudge!’