I ran around playing with this for an hour and then gave everyone a BIG LICK on the face.
I Ran Around With A Toilet Brush

I ran around playing with this for an hour and then gave everyone a BIG LICK on the face.
Bad Coco.
Editor’s Note: It’s okay, he’s a republican!
Normally Hudson only chases full-grown bicycles, but he reached a new low today in the park…
My name is Monster Truck. I drank too much water, then I puked it up into the air vent on the floor!
Editor’s note: My friend’s sister came up for the perfect term for dogs who vomit after drinking too much water: Water Yarfing.
NOTE LEFT BY HOUSE KEEPER…. My dog loves the pool and decided to go swimming when the house keeper was here. After a dip in the pool he came in wet and smelly. The house keeper gave him a shower! He hates showers!
My name is Byron and I’m a bit of a idiot, but I do love the beach!
I did something bad, but dad doesn’t know what yet, so I’m hiding. (I have a guilt complex.)
Cone of shame
I steal baby blankets! if it helps them nap better it will likely help me sleep better too.
I ate the deck.