Mocha, the ever flatulent chocolate lab.
Mocha The Ever Flatulent Chocolate Lab

Mocha, the ever flatulent chocolate lab.
I hate the beach.
I am a waffle ninja (& so NOT ashamed)—Goodman
PS- You have never seen a 115 lb dog be so silent and sneaky. Waffles disappear one by by one…
I trip people coming back rom the bathroom in the middle of the night.
Halloween Shaming
My halloween costume is a devil this year because my nickname my grandma gave me was “naughty dog”.
While my parents were outside surveying hurricane damage, I helped myself to their supplies – pepperoni, salami, cheese, macaroni and cheese bites, and marinara. The marinara looked really pretty on the beige carpet.
Why yes, I do sleep with my Captain America toy…is there something you would like to say???
I’m Oliver.
My mommy made me homemade cookies.
I thanked her by dragging her through quicksand, forcing her to ask a stranger to help her out….. While she was wearing her Ugg boots
This really happened.