“The vet said I was fat, so i came home and stole my mom’s dinner (1/2 a pizza) off the counter and ate it. I was stressed. Lexi”
You know your dog is overweight when the vet uses words like “biggest loser challenge”… and then my pup comes home and stole my dinner off the counter. NO SHAME.
I ate 2 packs of hot chocolate … including the paper.
And now I’m trying to eat this paper!
Sadie
Lasted one night in our house.
I like to try and pick fights with dogs 5x my size. Then I get scared and try to hide behind my mom!
My mom was babysitting her friend’s 100 lb weimeraner. I weight a whole 15 lbs. So of course I bark relentlessly at the new dog. Then run and hide behind Mom when the new dog tries to bark back.
Hammond is a 3wk old puppy that I rescued at 1 day old, no clue what breed he is! “Anytime someone holds me, (besides my mom), I pee and poop all over them! I peed in the veterinarians lap this morning, forcing her to change her whole outfit, including her socks and shoes, hence my shaming today.”
Bailey demands to be the center of attention at all times. Once she noticed that people were laughing at Cleo in “the little dog bed”, she rushed over and barked her out. This was the first time she had even looked at the bed in two years.
I bought Monk (Left) antlers to match Coltrane’s and made the mistake of leaving them on the table.
My name is Matty. I like to use the pine tree in the back yard to scratch my back. It took my parents about a week to figure out why I kept coming back inside all sticky!
I thank my humans for rescuing me by eating screen doors, remotes and shoes. I also poop on the carpet. Repeatedly. I even stepped all over this piece of paper. Don’t let the soulful look fool you; I’m not sorry, and I’ll do it again. Love, Hank.
My foster parents think I am about a year and a half old. I was found by the Riverside County Animal Shelter and live in Fullerton, CA. Adopt me today!
4 month old Kobe loves trying to eat my David Yurman ring and neklace…its been his mission since we got him.
