We had an Italian day and we spent the entire day making sauce, meatballs and pasta. The pasta has to dry over night, and Lexi took it upon herself to help us clean up sometime during the night. She ate 2-3 lbs of pasta that took us 2 hours to make. Naughty girl.
I eat poop and it upsets my stomach (weird!), so I leaked diarrhea in Mommy’s home office… and she sat in it.
She showered and cleaned it up.
A few minutes later, I thanked her by throwing up poop all over her.
… I thought it was hysterical.
I got mad when mom took dad to urgent care and left me home alone, so I “redecorated.”
Bandit, Bella and Flicka wearing their respective signs that read, “I Got a Bath…Because…I Peed on my Brother.”
Fed Ex dropped a box of steaks into the gated back yard with the dogs. Not much was left and there were dog farts for days.
In the time it took me to put the dog food in the back of the car and put the cart back to the cart return at Petsmart, Maggie did this.
Heard what sounded like a present getting ripped open, walked over and found her with this look on her face and tissue hanging from her mouth. She thinks I don’t suspect her. Peaches is a Golden Labrador
I LIKE TOILETS.
Muscle relaxers have relaxed everything in the hind end of poor Lucifer
Twain hates her mommy for living where “the air hurts your face” so she licked the last of the cure for chapped lips (a.k.a Vaseline) clean and didn’t even act remorseful!
