Stella decided we needed new carpet.
Holy Carp-et!
Posts Tagged: Labrador Retriever
I paid with my manhood, you pay with your life…
After being neutered, our dog turned on the gas stove and lit the house on fire.
Eggcellent picnic blanket, where did you say you go it?
Abby and Csar decided our freshly gathered eggs would be a good snack. They decided to eat them on the new bedspread.
I got a bone to pick with you
Toy stealing
I was trying to tell you politely to stop baking those awful bran muffins!
My name is Charlie and I eat the thumbs off of oven mitts.
Tackett’s tacky birthday gift!
Tackett, my Chocolate Lab rescue, gently brought a live field mouse into the house and sat it down at my feet. Fortunately, my son was able to capture the live field mouse and take it back to the field.
Kors, Kong…same thing right?
Our dog Amos has a thing against Michael Kors, first my heels then this…. “I thought Mommy’s Michael Kors sunglasses were a chew toy…. Still do. And I don’t care.” It’s a good thing your cute Amos Moses.
No sympathy for blinds
I live with 2 guide dogs, but have no sympathy for the blinds! -Forest
102 Dalmatians
“Mama wouldn’t let me dye my hair so I decided to do it myself. Do I look like a Dalmatian yet? Love Shelby Dog”
Shelby is really good about only chewing on her toys, but she decided to rebel a little. I have no idea where she found that pen, or why she decided to make a snack of it. I can only assume she watched 101 Dalmatians while I was at work and wanted to look just like Pongo and Purdy. She is very ashamed.
The sock whisperer
Penny is the reason we don’t have matching pairs of socks in the family anymore 😉
