You can’t see it very well but I bit into the screen of the remote and broke the glass so now she’s can’t see what she’s doing. Hopefully now I will get more attention!
I fixed it, do we get HBO now?

You can’t see it very well but I bit into the screen of the remote and broke the glass so now she’s can’t see what she’s doing. Hopefully now I will get more attention!
“I ate all the eggs when my mom went to get the camera.” I was really excited about having fresh eggs from the new chickens but Mulvey was even more excited.
My dog is not allowed on the second floor of our house, so I was suspicious when I heard her sneaking down the steps. I ran upstairs to find the remains of my daughter’s science experiment. The dog ate the control cupcakes and two covered in dish soap. Ugh!
I like to break out of my crate and poop on the coffee table -Kora
I ate the dog training manual.
Daisy chews up rolls of toilet paper whenever she gets the chance. She is not sorry. How can you shame someone that has no shame?
When I had the runs, I pooped on my mom’s favorite chair…the one with the silkscreened Italian linen slipcover (that she made herself). The chair was stacked with boxes, but I managed anyway! I’m all better now, thanks!
My name is Raina and I ate all of the boxtops that we saved for my human brother’s school. It was fun to spread them all over the house like confetti. And I swallowed the ones that really smelled like food! No, I’m not really ashamed.
Bauer was curious around the baby stroller at the park since we are not around babies, or little kids much. He sniffed the owners, sniffed the baby’s hand, and then lifted a leg on the front. Pranced away with his head high almost with a smile on his face.
iPad is now in bits thanks to a certain smelly yellow labrador