My name is Ellie. I heard that raw eggs are good for my coat! So I ate not 1, not 2, or 3,4,5,6,7, but 8! Shells and all! Now I have putrid farts and have to stay outside.
#sorrynotsorry
I Was Labrador Retrieving them!
Posts Tagged: Labrador Retriever
Can You Pass the Sugar?
My parents slept in. What else do I need to make pancakes?
Aggie
PS Just trying to help.
The Proudest Destroyer
My dad left for work very early morning and my mom was still asleep upstairs. So I ate the couch in order to spend more time with mom before she left me for work too.
Goldilocks Shmoldilocks
I don’t care what Goldilocks says, the third bed was not just right!
Not helping….
“I won’t let my mom get any work done.” Mia doesn’t seem to realize that if she let me finish my work, instead of inserting hundreds of ///////////////////s into my emails with her chin, we could go for a walk.
Kahle The Bed Snob
“I tore apart my bed…AGAIN!! Mom says ‘no more nice beds for me’. -Kahle”
Kahle seems to think she is too good for her $75 bed.
I Want to eat the Mailman
Sooo I get a little excited for our Amazon Prime packages.
Only Nefarious Things Happen at Midnight
Jazzy eats mystery poop then waits until midnight to throw up on the bedroom rug.
There’s no Such Thing as a Bad Egg
While my family was shopping (and ironically considering one of those fancy “treat puzzles” for me) …. I was making up my own games and having yummy treats anyways!
Mean Mugging
“I give dirty, judgmental looks (but really I’m a big almost 90lb baby!)
