A LOVED nightmare!
A Loved Nightmare

A LOVED nightmare!
I chewed the front off Daddy’s Luchador mask. – Love Frida
P.S – Daddy is now ready to Rumble!!
I found you a nice soggy sock! – Did I do good?
Frank is a tornado, roaring through the lives of his loved ones.
Ed. Note: people still use fax machines?
in the past 12 months I have eaten: knickers (6 pair), boxer shorts (2 pair), tank top (1), metal crate (1), plastic kennel (1), wood door frame (1), towels (2), dog bed (1), air mattress (1), carpet, and uncountable quantities of toilet paper, kleenex, and paper towels. AND I AM HUNGRY FOR MORE! In fact, if mom looks away, I will probably eat this sign. Oh look … is that Elvis? Over there … ? -Calvin.
I ate Bubba’s fake tooth.
Mom,
I checked the mail for you. Your Master’s diploma arrived!! I’m so proud of you!!!
Love, Kerby
6 feet under is soooo good I could just eat it. Oh wait! I just did.
When mommy and daddy are gone I like to go dumpster diving in the kitchen trash.
Mylo
At grandpa’s hearing aids that cost $5000.
Sophie <3 age:7