Four steps to moving your lump of a dog inside …
1. Approach quietly.
2. Shift front end inside.
3. Shift back end inside.
4. Attempt to close door. Warning: dog may attempt to prevent full door closure.
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Posts Tagged: Jack Russell Terrier
Toilet Paper Terror
Today, I figured out that I can unroll the toilet paper roll with my mouth. It is now my favorite game in the whole wide world!
I, Hendrix, regret nothing!
I, Hendrix, am guilty of playing in the recycling and chewing all the bottles to death so that my (unsuspecting) parents step on sharp, clear bits of plastic! And after that I snuck into my mum’s room, stole a teddy bear and chewed all the snow out of it!
I regret nothing!
I Eat Tuff Toys
You said it was indestructible…I think you should get your money back.
— Yoshi
Bathroom Beagle
My name is Henry and I think that while my mom is going to the bathroom is the best time to get pets – captive audience and all. If the door is left even a tiny bit ajar, I will bust in and watch her pee… or poop. I don’t discriminate.
I got into the food coloring.
I accidentally got into the food coloring- and carried it all over the house even on the CARPET. I’m only a few months old and my sisters didn’t tell me it was wrong to do.
Commemorate your dog this holiday
My husband and I worked hard on making a sculpey ornament with Dash’s paw print in it. The next day, I came home and she had chewed it up and broke off the part it is to be hung by. All she had to do was say “No, I don’t want you to remember me forever.”
wet couch
Once in a while my dog just can’t help but get up on the couch when we are at work. He forget’s that we sit there too.
Adoptable Fridays – Croquet
My name is Croquet and I am a 3 year old Chihuahua/Jack Russell Terrier mix from Missoula, MT. I live in a foster home with my 2 puppies, Thelma and Louise. I was in a kill shelter in California until Dog is My Co-Pilot flew me to Montana. My puppies and I will be available for adoption in February through The Humane Society of Western Montana. I am very friendly and I like other dogs and children and my favorite is to sleep under the covers with my person.
“When I see myself in the mirror I get scared and bark and bark and bark…..”
Bone Shaming
The taste was disgusting! He had been chewing on that bone all day, took it all over the house then brought it to bed with him. Didn’t realize what I had drank until my alarm went off and I saw the expanded rawhide in my cup! Bones are no longer allowed at night!
