“…and I snore, and I fart, and I bark, but I don’t care because I am the cutest thing ever.
Without love,
Kalinka, France.”
I Hate Everything

“…and I snore, and I fart, and I bark, but I don’t care because I am the cutest thing ever.
Without love,
Kalinka, France.”
This is actually my mother and father’s dog, Bonnie, who I was looking after at the time
“When I pee I think it’s fun to kick the grass and then stand like this for several minutes. And I kick a LOT.”
Dolly: “i let the brat eat mi fudz, now i haz a hungri”
Jack: “i let snickerz eat mi fudz, now iz hungri.”
Snickers: “dolly fudz all gone”, “Jack fudz all gone”, “ooo mi tum tum”
true story
Shoes and stairs
I broke the internet!
I tore the siding off the house.
Silly Bronson, it’s not even Easter.
I snuck under my neighbors fence to get my tennis ball and got stuck over there!
I ate my mom’s scrabble dictionary 🙁