This is Stan and Milt as “The Most Disgusting Dog in the World”.
The Most Disgusting Dog in the World

This is Stan and Milt as “The Most Disgusting Dog in the World”.
Tam and Larry are puppies. Rosie should know better.
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CHARGED WITH THE FOLLOWING COUNTS OF THEFT AND DESTRUCTION
1. DAD’S MEMORY CARD
2. DAD’S PINK FLOYD CD
3. MUM’S CHARGER CABLES
4. FOUR CAR SEAT BELTS
5. NUMEROUS STUFFED TOYS
6. MURPHY’S DINNERS
7. THE HOME PHONE
8. TV REMOTE
FURTHER CHARGES EXPECTED
Her ‘Maid’ has been working late a lot, so Heidi made her protest loud and clear.
That pesky privacy screen on the gate kept me from seeing my friends.
I laid down next to her and when she didn’t pet me I bit her fingers off.
I pooped in my dad’s hat!
Whenever Rosey gets the chance to run off leash, she comes home smeared in disgusting poop. It’s gross!
I licked the frosting off the cake… They left it on the stove for me! Right?
Mystra does her best not-at-all guilty look… The cream cheese frosting was too tempting to resist.
Ocho (means 8 in Spanish) shredded his bed in 8 minutes.