When I had the flu, Broadway Joe Namath-Tanner was not very sympathetic.
I have no bed side manner
Posts Tagged: Heinz 57
Border Pup-trol
My wife and I wanted to test if our seven month old pitbull brooklyn would be able to be out of her crate unattended. While I was at work my wife had to run some errands so she left her home alone. When she returned she found my passport, a hat, a pair of headphones and our cats scratching post torn to pieces. Needless to say our test has failed
Soft and Wrinkle-Free for Dinner
I ate 2 dryer sheets and it cost my parents $1100 in vet bills to get them out. I’m not even a little bit sorry. I still try to eat a dryer sheet whenever I can!
Editor’s Note: Dryer sheets can be very harmful for your pets. Keep them out of their reach and dispose of used ones properly as even used dryer sheets can cause some very serious damage to your furry loved ones. If you suspect your dog or cat has ingested one, call pet poison control or your local vet’s office.
Better Late Than Never!
This is just an awesome picture I would love to share. AnEF-4 tornado tore through Arkansas on April 14th, 2014. Many lives were lost, hundreds of homes were destroyed and MANY pets were lost. This is a very special photo of one reunion at a local animal clinic. The owners had lost EVERYTHING, but their beloved pet had survived.
Editor’s note: What a heart-warming story. I know it’s not typical “dog shaming material”, but gosh darn it, what a feel good story! If you know these people, please put them in contact with us, we’d love to know how they’re doing!
I ate my dead Aunt
We thought she could sink no lower. Pepper proving she will always be the matriarch in the pack now!! Woopsii. Poor Lady !
Shawshank Redemption
I’ve broken lots of crates, but now I’ve learned to TUNNEL.
Welcome Jack
Buddy, the innocent bystander, warned us that Jack would be a handful. Buddy has now crossed the Rainbow Bridge and Jack is still keeping us on our toes! Jack has now moved on from destroying welcome mats to daily sacrifices of various water sprinklers in the yard (and the occasional dog bed). I’m sure Buddy is watching from above thinking, “I TOLD you he was going to be a handful!”
B-B-Benny and the vets
Benny adds “outdoor furniture destroyer” to his indoor repertoire.
Have Passport, Will Eat.
Dog Shaming’s little cousin Laura has a sweet new pup named Buddy. It’s a good thing Laura had plenty of time to get a replacement passport before her next trip! Merry Christmas, Laura and Buddy!
Oh, Christmas Balls, Oh Christmas Balls….
I ate the ornaments off the Christmas tree.
